Things I’ve Never Done On A Ride Until This Weekend

The riding was fabulous at PJ today. After feeling heavy-legged the last few rides, my legs finally started coming alive about halfway through the ride. I even felt a few racing sensations, which I normally don’t feel in my training until closer to race season. On the way down to Helgin I caught a glimpse of an unusual skull in the ditch. I reluctantly decided to break my non-stop-riding streak to have a closer look. It definitely was a meat-eating animal, but the skull looked much bigger than a household cat. Thinking I had discovered the skull of a bobcat or small cougar, I did something I’ve never done on a ride and I stuck something I found in my pocket to take home.

Later as I was coming into Imbler I began feeling very strong, as if the presence of another had entered my body. My legs were turning effortlessly and the bike was moving very fast. The sensation lasted for some time. As I turned onto Summerville Road the feeling left me. Instead of the supernatural, it turns out it was a slight tailwind combined with the gel I had a few minutes before encountering the wind. Shortly thereafter  I felt the sharp teeth of the skull poking into my hip. I knew this feeling oh so intimately which, in turn, led to a wave of disappointment. I was carrying a dog’s skull. Was this perhaps one of my beloved dogs, back to haunt me? I almost removed the head and jettisoned it like an empty water bottle. Well, skull made it back home for further inspection. I’m not sure what it is yet. Perhaps it is a fox, or coyote, or bear cub, or lynx, or anything but a dog I hope. Read more

Breaking News: Oregon Trail Racing Featured on Front Page

Two Oregon Trail Racing stars were featured above the fold on today’s front page news. The huge photo shows Bri-Bart (right butt) and me (left butt) racing a herd of Elk. The caption for this stock image reads as follows, with my editorial comments added:

To encourage motorists and cyclists [we've added the word cyclists because we really want to show this photo to fill space on the front page and we don't have a car/elk picture]  to slow down [even though a cyclists has never broken the ridiculously high 45 mph speed limit on this road] in the Ladd Marsh neighborhood [which is defined as 2 farm houses within sight of each other], area residents [Old Man Joe] often resort to rather unorthodox methods–like deploying “spikes” [i.e. sharp rocks and tar] along Foothill Road. Although the recent hunting seasons have greatly altered herd movements [they now poop on the road like the cattle, instead of in the marsh], elk were frequenting the marsh early this fall [when we snapped this photo].